Various Versions of the English Bulldog Property Laws:
(short version)
Bulldog Property Laws:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
Another version submitted by goobers mom:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
6. If I saw it first, it's mine.
7. If it's edible, it's mine.
8. If u have something and put it down, it's mine.
9. If I get tired of it, it's yours.
10. If I want it back, it's mine.
And the version on the above picture:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
9. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
11. If it is broken, it's yours.
And to close, how about this cute little poem:
Bulldog bedtime prayer:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
The queen-size bed is soft and deep.
I sleep right in the center groove,
My human being can hardly move.
G'day~
